A cow ate some strawberries for breakfast lunch and dinner and now you are milking it to make milkshake. After you get the milk, though, you slaughter the cow in order to have steak as well. But intstead of having the milkshake separate from the steak you decide to blend them together. Yes, and you have already added the strawberries. Even though you thought it would be a gross mixture it actually tastes pretty good.
This is humanity in a nutshell. Take all the stupidity and violence, mix it with all the love and joy and you get this kind of concoction. And I tell you, in spite of your veganism/vegetarianism, you would dig this drink. It would be a profound experience I tell you. The cycles of life would be in your mug. But you don't have to try it; you know why? It's already you.
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Gawd you're such a genius. This is the kind of stuff that teeny boppers make mass-chain emails out of; you rock my world. I am so glad that you are me. Will you marry me? Well, yes, in fact I think I will. What about your girlfriend Ted, won't she be disappointed? Yeah, but I am Mormon, so I can have more than one marriage. Rockin! Wicked. Cool. WIcked, Yeah! Whoa yeah, cool. So good!
I'm thinking I'll get a good job soon so that I can be prepared for living the good life together. It's so great to be alive! We are so lucky.
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